This has been one of the most intense skeesons ever in the Southeast Skee Ball Association, and this week’s skeedule is no exskeeption. In the Association’s marquee matchup, the Greensboro Go-Getters take on the first place Pensacola Power. The Power, betraying their team name to some extent, roll a finesse game, aiming ever so gently for those corner 100 point slots. In fairness to P-Cola, that’s really every team’s game, as anyone who rolls this much Skee has a pretty good shot at scoring the century ball. Skeeping it real this weekend, the Association has the Richmond Rollers taking on the Knoxville Knights in a double header. Richmond is trailing the Power by only the slimmest of margins, so don’t miss this one, ladies and gentlemen. This one is truly for all the tickets and the 25 piece tool set for which they can be redeemed.
After the match, stick around for Live Band Skee Ball Karaoke, hosted by musicians from Knoxville’s premier Skee Ball-themed Nick Cave tribute band, Nick Cave and The Bad Skeeds. As a special treat, they’ll be performing Billy Joel’s ‘Skeeping The Faith’ album in its entirety, along with your usual favorites, like Janis Joplin’s ‘Me and Bobby McSkee’, Bob Dylan’s ‘If You Skee Her, Say Hello”, and The Decemberists’ The Island: Come & Skee/The Landlord’s Daughter/You’ll Not Skeel The Drowning.
We’ll skee you there.