Not the party jam that was Meadow, but still gives you hope that you might go to sleep and never wake up.
Monthly Archives: August 2011
Abercrombie and Fitch, purveyor of overpriced clothes for tools, has turned on The Situation, offering him and other Jersey Shore cast members “substantial” dollars to wear overpriced clothes for tools from any other retailer. A&F’s press release, which has apparently never seen its own website or any of its own ads, expressed concern that his “association with our brand could cause significant damage to our image.” You see, they’re worried you might see The Situation wearing Abercrombie apparel and mistakenly think that Abercrombie is about baring one’s abs and having sex.
Ok, they’re not actually worried about that. They’re just trying to drum up some free publicity, and that by itself is not a problem. What is just stupid – stupid regardless of results, stupid in a ‘looking yourself in the mirror and having to admit that you’ve abandoned that last trace of dignity’ (this also describes the experience of wearing clothes from A&F) – is that they are attacking their target market, a terrible target market that they share responsibility for creating. I don’t care about The Situation, so I don’t watch his show. I care about Abercrombie and Fitch only to the extent that I make sure to never step foot into their stores, or wear any of their ugly self-promoting clothes, and immediately end any friendship with anyone who does. I care a lot that I have to hear about stupid shit like this. This was breaking news on CNBC.
You will never see Kentucky Fried Chicken tell fat people to stop eating their buckets of chicken.
Stopped by Arby’s to pick up two handfuls of Arby’s Sauce packets. At least once a week, I’ll get sick of sitting by myself at restaurants and just spread some Arby’s Sauce on a tortilla. It’s good with tortilla chips too. There’s only so much one can stomach of restaurant people showing off their friends, but my stomach can seemingly take as much Arby’s Sauce as I dish out. Arby’s Horsey Sauce should only be used on an actual burrito though. It’s pretty disgusting by itself on a tortilla.
Opposed Bill Clinton in the 1996 Presidential Election?
IT WAS BOB DOLE! IT WAS BOB DOLE!
The best part of playing soccer?
SCORING A GOAL! SCORING A GOAL!
Should you put Cookie Crisp?
INTO MY BOWL! INTO MY BOWL!
Does Santa let you know you’ve been bad?
HE BRINGS YOU COAL! HE BRINGS YOU COAL!
Chews the un-chewable bone?
PUPPY PATROL! PUPPY PATROL!